So I am using a 74HC14 and 2 74HC595's to take the KBCLK and KBDATA, shift in the 11 bits of the scancode, and then plan to just snag the 8 bits that represent the key and use that to output the key to the LCD (just a carbon copy of a hungry youtube fella). I tried to draw this three times and this is my best attempt, so have mercy. the SR and RCLKs are connected to the second '595 and the last bit rolls to the (edit: SER) of the second '595. And the OE of the 595 connected to ground is not connected to the KBDATA, I just suck at drawing.

I have the cheapest logic probe known to man but the bleeps and bloops appear to be behaving themselves going from the '14 to the '595s but there is no output, or more specifically the outputs are all high. They don't twiddle dee or twiddle dum, just steady high.
I did notice that the signal coming out of pin 7 on the '14 seemed to not light the probe as brightly (bright L, dim H when twiddled) but even after passing it through another inverter that made it go bright it didn't make a difference. I would expect, at this point, for it to put out something, even if it is just garbage. But nothing? not sure, probably a classic case of rookie chuckleheadedness.
EDIT: just for completeness, the Resistor is 30K, the Diode is a 1N4004, and the Capacitor is 10nF. This is meant to hold the IRQ low for the entire duration of the transmit so the IRQ is serviced after all bits are available on the outputs and have had time to settle.