@Plasmo - you might not like thermalling paragliders then; round and round up in the thermal, maybe a couple of g if you're trying hard, and then all rock and roll when you get to the top! But you can have really gentle ridge flying, particularly at a coastal site.
Neil
(Jump master to the recruits: "Ok, last reminder: out the back, the static line releases your main. If that doesn't work, pull your reserve. If that doesn't work, flap your arms and shout 'Geronimo!'
And on the flight back, they hear a knocking on the window. The jumpmaster looks out and sees one of the squadies, flapping like mad, and asking "What was the name of that bloody Indian again, sarge?")