George, thank you first off for those links. Falstad.com, eh? Whatever it is, it is SUPER NEAT. Never seen something like that before. Thank you for that.
I looked at both circuits. The first one is easy to understand for sure. I'll go more into that in a minute. The second one was very intimidating looking! But all it is are those 3 individual red's merging into one.
I didn't see the need for the diode until I tried to remove it. AH!
As far as the monitor automatically adjusting the "0" during blanking, I have heard about this... Still, the monitor I'm using is very stupid and I'm not going to assume something so nice would happen to me
Attached is a small revision to the transistor circuit. I added 10K resistors to the base, and that's it. R1, R2, and R3 are changed according to what what is needed to reach the monitor at 0.7V (whatever formula I used, it's somewhere around here). On Falstad, this means that both base and collector must be on for the emitter to be on. When the base is grounded, nothing goes to the emitter. When only the collector is grounded, it trickles a little bit to both collector and emitter, but it's negligible with that 10K resistor.
A buddy gave me a little hobby kit a few months ago, and I was thinking there might be something like this in there. Sure enough, there are 2N2222 transistors! So I tested it out and... I got similar results to Falstad. They said I should yield around 3V where I was lighting up an LED, I got something closer to 1.8V or something. Whatever, it's still working as expected. I just adjust the resistors accordingly.
One thing about Falstad is that their diodes seem to be "perfect". I stuck one in there to see what happens, and it won't let anything past. No trickles, no reverse voltage whatevers. Maybe I need to research that a bit more, but so far the transistor seems to work both on computer and in real life.
If I'm not seeing something basic here, tell me. Otherwise, this might be a case-closed: Diodes are neat, but transistors were what I really needed.
Thanks so much everyone!
Chad